That awkward moment when….
A truck full of rednecks mistake me for a cis gendered female.
I live fairly close to a gas station that I like to go to now and then for a slushy drink. Well, today as I am walking into the station parking lot there is one of those crazy looking jacked up trucks covered in mud, accompanied with three shirtless boys in the back and another at the gas pump, pumping gas into the truck.
I was wearing this exact outfit above and as I walked through the parking lot they whistled at me and one boy said something to the effect of “hey beautiful lady, wanna go for a ride in my truck!” I pretended to not hear a thing and the boy pumping gas turned at the other boy who called me beautiful and said “Your truck! I don’t think so!” then turned back to me and said “don’t listen to him sunshine, this hot rod is all mine and your welcome in it anytime!” ….
At this point I wanted to vomit over the poor ass attempt at getting me to hang out with them, but at the same time I was laughing on the inside at the fact that they really thought I was a cis gendered female. However, I said nothing and continued to pretend I didn’t hear them.
I walked into the store, got my slushy and walked back out into the parking lot.
At this point, the boys had moved the truck from the gas pump and into one of the parking spaces, basically they were waiting for me to walk back out of the store.
Again, I pretended to not even notice them, until the same boy in the back of the truck who called me beautiful said “Hey purple hair! I didn’t want to take you out anyways, you’ve got the smallest titts I’ve ever seen!” of course all the boys start laughing.
Naturally, I stopped, turned around and shouted “Hey ass hole!” Then as there laughter turned into silence, I lifted my shirt all the way up past my nipples and shouted “My tits are so small because I don’t have any! Yeah, that’s right! I don’t have a vagina either in case you were wondering. Try explaining that to your little fuck buddies! You have the hots for a guy! Gerk face!”
All the guys in the back of the truck started laughing at their friend and there were also a few people in the parking lot I could hear laughing about the situation.
I put my shirt down, turned back around and decided to stroll into the fast food place next door to the gas station. I didn’t want to walk home just yet because I didn’t want these guys to follow me. I ordered some fries and by the time I got my fries they had already left, so I went back home.
Not only was the situation quite hilarious, but I hope the boys in that crappy truck lay in their beds tonight wide awake wondering what the hell happened. I know every one of them mistook me for a cis gendered female, and that’s fine by me. Maybe the next time they see a cute little thing walking across the parking lot, they will think twice before harassing them with rude gestures and dangerous offers to go for a ride in their dumb truck.